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Watch Out, Hollywood!: More Confessions of a So-called Middle Child by Maria T. Lennon
epub |eng | 2014-06-30 | Author:Maria T. Lennon

There’s a knock. “I’m gonna pee all over you if you don’t open up.” I open the door. Felix is still half asleep. His pants are around his ankles. His ...
( Category: Humor September 22,2014 )
Heidi Heckelbeck Is Ready to Dance! by Wanda Coven
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Wanda Coven

“Tap!” said Heidi out loud. She flipped to a spell called A Classic Tap Routine and read the directions. “Heidi!” Dad called. “Dinner!” Heidi shoved her Book of Spells back ...
( Category: Chapter Books September 22,2014 )
A Cast is the Perfect Accessory by Allison Gutknecht; Stevie Lewis
epub |eng | | Author:Allison Gutknecht; Stevie Lewis

CHAPTER 6 Jump, Jump, Splat ! THE TWINS ARE CRYING WHEN I get home from school, which is not a shock because the twins are always crying. “How was your ...
( Category: Humor September 22,2014 )
Ribblestrop by Andy Mulligan
epub |eng | | Author:Andy Mulligan

Chapter Twenty-five The survivors gathered that evening in the dining hall. Captain Routon had cooked another handsome meal and the rum bottles were out, everyone allowed a tot to keep ...
( Category: Action & Adventure September 22,2014 )
Allergic to the Great Wall, the Forbidden Palace, and Other Tourist Attractions by Lenore Look
epub, mobi |eng | 2014-08-04 | Author:Lenore Look [Look, Lenore]

“That’s him,” Bean Sprout hissed, pointing to the portrait. “That’s the mummy.” I stopped dead in my tracks. Ooomph! I bit the dust. Birds twittered. Stars spun. Then little hands ...
( Category: Asia September 22,2014 )
Starring Jules (third grade debut) by Beth Ain
epub |eng | 2014-09-21 | Author:Beth Ain

By the time the end of the day comes, my head is so tired from thinking about the wax museum and my eyes are so tired from fake-squinting that I ...
( Category: Performing Arts September 22,2014 )
Amelia Bedelia Shapes Up by Herman Parish
epub |eng | | Author:Herman Parish

“Coach,” said Mrs. Thompson. “No ‘only’ or ‘just’ before it. I’m Coach, period.” Amelia Bedelia thought about asking Coach Period why she kept changing her name, but she decided to ...
( Category: Humor September 22,2014 )
He Laughed with His Other Mouths by M.T. Anderson
epub |eng | | Author:M.T. Anderson

Katie said, “What’s a rubbidith? What’s phylooges?” “A local animal. Private joke. Too complicated to explain. But look, my other mouths get it.” The other mouths were grinning toothily. “Look, ...
( Category: Science Fiction September 22,2014 )
No Talking by Andrew Clements
epub |eng | | Author:Andrew Clements

—No hesitation–everyone jumped right in. —Some frustration with writing–it’s slow. —Some anger displayed. —A lot of nodding and gesturing, some hand signals. —Tapping on desks and arms and shoulders to ...
( Category: Humor September 22,2014 )
Life on Mars by Jennifer Brown
epub |eng | 2014-09-21 | Author:Jennifer Brown

17 The Surprisius Meteor Shower I watched the shower in my backyard, Comet lying next to me in the grass. About an hour after I got out there, Mr. Death ...
( Category: Humor September 22,2014 )
The Graham Cracker Plot by Shelley Tougas
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Shelley Tougas

DEAR JUDGE HENRY, After the phone messages and horse discovery, the rain stopped. The storm had turned the yard into mud soup. Our feet squished in the grass. But we ...
( Category: Humor September 22,2014 )
The Best Friend by R.L. Stine
epub |eng | | Author:R.L. Stine

chapter 12 Becka’s breath steamed up in front of her as she ran through the darkness to the tree. Her heart pounded. She was so angry, she felt she might ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror September 22,2014 )
The Terror of the Southlands by Caroline Carlson
epub |eng | 2014-09-21 | Author:Caroline Carlson

MISS GREYSON NAVIGATED the winding streets so briskly that the others had trouble keeping up with her. “How did you find her?” Hilary asked Charlie as they made their way ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic September 22,2014 )
Sophie Simon Solves Them All by Lisa Graff
epub |eng | | Author:Lisa Graff

The audience began to murmur, and Julia did her best to spell TYRANNICAL DOMINATION in her notebook. Madame Robespierre glared at Daisy. “What is zese joke?” she hissed at her. ...
( Category: Humor September 22,2014 )
Evil Fairies Love Hair by Mary G. Thompson
epub |eng | | Author:Mary G. Thompson

“I don’t have curly hair,” said Crista. “And why is my tongue sticking out?” “Why do I look crazy?” asked Michael. “My eyes!” Ali exclaimed. She put both hands to ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic September 22,2014 )

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